Postmodern website

Soon we will launch our new website, I’ve been working on it this week, and wanted to give you an idea of what I want to achieve.

I want to build a postmodern website.

It will be too clever to for most people to understand what it is we do.

It will make clever jokes, then point out them and explain what was clever about them, to patronise those who didn’t see the jokes, and bore those who had understood them and not found them funny in the first place.

75% of you will dislike it instantly.

The other 25% will find the first two or three pages you visit quirkily interesting then get bored of it and leave.

100% of you will only look at it just to see if it really is as bad as you’ve heard.

The only measure of its success will be my own smug satisfaction.

We will receive no complaints or feedback as it will be so arrogantly self serving and impenetrable viewers will want to repress the experience immediately.

We will use this as evidence that it must be good.

Through the above, it will conform perfectly to the traditional marketing standards of the financial services industry.

I know things are getting better, but still too often whenever I read the client facing output of the industry at large it makes me weep openly. And all of us are responsible. Product literature is cannon fodder for criticism but it isn’t any single party’s fault. Marketing departments are frustrated at compliance departments, who point to the regulations. This isn’t going to change without some serious collaborative effort all round and the chances of that are depressingly slim. I see some great websites and marketing literature produced nowadays for advisers but they are still in the minority. The less said about some of the nauseating pomp exhibited by the superhero fund management in advertising the better.

All in all, notable good examples aside, the financial services industry is seriously underdeveloped on marketing. It matters more than anyone recognises. The question is, will it ever get to the top of the to do list?

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  • Anonymous

    Ha! I love this.

    Given how busy it’s been the last couple of months, i would say that a number of IFAs are starting to “up their game” and put their website near the top of their todo list. Can’t wait to see the new threesixty site.

  • Iain

    A web designer said he would use a prog to offer on our new website hundreds – nee thousands of add ons and bolt ons/features with video etc. We have gone 100% the other way – new website will be 6 or 7 pages about the client and perhaps a blog facility. ‘Contact us’ if you need to know more. Less is more. 5,000 pdf financiaol guides anyone?

    • Anonymous

      The “change” is that firms need to stop thinking or talking about themselves, and talk about what the client needs or wants. Too many sites are “we’ve done this” and “we’re the best at this” but ultimately, the client doesn’t care! They just want to know that you can help them with their investments or what ever their particular issue is.

      Well done on cutting back your site. Look forward to seeing it!